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All-New Hawkeye 003
Marvel Shuffle | “I’m not even surprised that you didn’t deny contemplating adoption. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if we have officially adopted Kate and you just haven’t told me yet. Oh, and I knew about her date.” (inspired by a tag about clint being a mama bird to kate for this post)
#hawkeye and kate’s relationship is so important#yes they are equals#but it’s fun to play around with the idea of a protective clint#he won’t be protective in the battlefield#because he knows kate is more than capable#he won’t be protective in day to day life either#at least not as much#partly because he knows he comes from no moral high ground#but consider daddy clint#his daddy senses would be tingling#and he would go full dad towards kate#because she’s young and impulsive and should not be allowed on dates until she’s fifty#natasha would find it laughable but she wouldn’t discourage him#it’s fun when kate tells her things that clint doesn’t know about#especially if those things have the potential of driving daddy clint crazy#also clint and natasha’s kids would love kate#she wouldn’t be auntie katie#she would be older sister katie who they wished would live with them forever and ever (via marvelshuffle)

in which anything Clint can do, Kate can do better
- Kate can do a-ny-thing
- bet-ter than Cliiiiiiint
girly-girl I don’t even have to hear what you are singing to know it is rude. I am sure you are singing a rude song about the dog’s nasty ass tennis ball which I have now thrown away three times.
girly-girl [ ] [] [] [ ] [] [ ] [] [[ [ ] [ ] dog [ [] [ ] !BALL! [] []
- yes YES I HAVE A BALL
- it is a very GOOD BALL
- mom do you need a ball I WILL SHARE MY BALL WITH YOU
- mom mom BALL
Can you remind me again why the hell I agreed to come on this stupid, extra-secret mission with you, Clint?
all-new hawkeye 001

a clint + kate mix for those frustrating yet rewarding friendships
[listen]
young and vicious night terrors of 1927 // karaoke smallpools // we move like the ocean bad suns // next year two door cinema club // king and cross ásgeir // shuffle bombay bicycle club // disparate youth santigold // agora bear hands // happy idiot tv on the radio // ghouls we are scientists // crooked teeth death cab for cutie // cigarette daydream cage the elephant // pools glass animals

in which Kate finds an old picture, circus-era old, and wants to know if Clint can still do that?
- girly-girl I have no idea
- let’s find out
and Lucky thinks it’s pretty great
- dad what are you DOING
- are we PLAYING?
- DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN HELP I AM A GOOD DOG
*slams fist on table* CLINT BARTON
*gets up in your face* KATE BISHOP
*steals your dinner while you’re distracted* PIZZA DOG
wntersoldier-deactivated2015080:
Clint?
What, Kate?
I.. god, I don’t even know where to start. I’m here. I’m here for you, okay? No matter what. You can scream and you can yell and be as mean and self destructive as you want, because I know you’re going to be here for me when it’s my turn to fall apart. Let them all come, Clint. Let every last one of those tracksuit-wearing sub-verbal, bullying murderous scumbags come at us. Because you and me? Together? Together, Clint, I think you and me are the person we both wish we could be, and I know that person.. I know that person is worth something. I know that person can.. can pretty much do anything. You with me, partner?